3 Things I learned about Gardening today...
1) Patience is not virtue....I waiting patiently for the weeds to go away. Instead they grew 6 feet
2) If you wear a really cute skirt and shirt with a really cute apron over it to weed, even though you look cute....you will still get bitten where no woman should ever be bit.
3) When you take off said skirt and place it nicely over your antique vanity chair while you take a shower, when you return from the shower you will find that a really big yucky black spider lurking amongst the weeds will also think your skirt is cute and decide to hide in under a fold for a few HOURS until you take the skirt off...Thus causing you to flail around naked screaming things you shouldn't scream and scratching parts that should never need scratching.
Don't bother weeding the garden. Accept as lost cause.