Country Housewife Rule number one...
The day you leave the breakfast and lunch dishes on the counter to do them later...
The day you let your 8 month old take everything out of the tupperware cupboard and decide to pick them up later...
The day you decide to let the kids make a fort out of all the cushions...
The day you have clean laundry hanging half way out of the dryer begging to be folded...
The day you decide to wash your face and comb your hair before your husband is expected home...
THAT DAY...YOUR HUSBAND WILL SHOW UP IN HIS POLICE CAR WITH HIS COACH OFFICER TO SAY HELLO....and...THEY WILL CATCH YOU OUTSIDE IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS BUT PRACTICAL OUTFIT STOKING THE FURNACE AND SHOVELING CHICKEN POO.
Glad I could make you proud today hunny ;)
5 comments:
AHAHAHAHA! *snort* Murphy's law, eh?!
Thanks for the giggle :D
hahahaha....you poor thing...ah well...city girl gone country...what can you expect.
hope you cracked a joke out it :) i can see it so vividly
erin
That just figures eh!! lol
You know, its always that way. Company always shows up when your not ready for them.
Ugh! I know exactly how you feel b/c Dylan did the city version of this by bringing home a couple of his classmates/friends for a beer unexpectedly one day. Was his cell broken?! Could he not have given me a 5 minute warning?! I think I even had snot on my shirt :P
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